1 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,080 [SHE CHUCKLES] 2 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,656 Your birthday present. 3 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,136 You already got me flowers. 4 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,887 Oh, I should have done better. 5 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,296 If it's not too late, I'd like to buy you some new perfume. 6 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,256 That's what you wanted, isn't it? 7 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,776 - Did Ilsa tell you that? - I don't want to choose it for you. 8 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,707 You pick it out and I'll pay for it. 9 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,347 Afterwards, I'll take you to dinner. 10 00:00:49,575 --> 00:00:52,887 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,960 [THEY LAUGH] 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,736 How do you know about sheep diseases? 13 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,256 Er, Charlotte's family kept sheep on Arran. 14 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,140 It's probably a tax write-off. 15 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,776 I spent a bit of time there before her step-mum climbed into my bed. 16 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,096 No. 17 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,936 Ah! What did you do? 18 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,736 - Well... - Oh, I really don't... 19 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,056 I... You don't have to tell me. 20 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,136 - [THEY LAUGH] - I didn't shag her! 21 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,896 - Oh, no. It was one in the morning. - Mm. 22 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,256 I jumped up, I fell over the washstand. 23 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,576 Charlotte ran in, thought I'd keeled over, pissed. 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,936 She started screaming, and then Sir Anthony came up 25 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,660 in his dressing gown, but he hadn't done the belt up. 26 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,336 You haven't truly experienced the ruling classes 27 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,936 until you've had a knight of the realm shout at you 28 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,320 - with his cock hanging out. - [THEY LAUGH] 29 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:54,376 He collected stamps and shotguns and wives. 30 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,240 - She was number three. - Mm. 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,856 What? 32 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,680 Well, I mean, I can't really talk, can I? 33 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,816 I screwed up my marriage in less than a year. 34 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,576 You didn't screw it up, Matthew had the affair. 35 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,320 Yeah, but I, er... 36 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,960 I never really wanted to be there. 37 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,853 You know I tried to end it on our honeymoon? 38 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,207 It was just... 39 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,296 It was all wrong, really. But I, erm... 40 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,240 I chickened out. 41 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,040 Mm. 42 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,360 Anyway, people keep trying to set me up. 43 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,960 How's that going? 44 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,553 Mm, it's not. 45 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,800 None of them are... 46 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,200 Ah. 47 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,096 Oh! Sorry. 48 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,696 Still can't get used to heels. 49 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,016 - I struggle with them too. - [SHE CHUCKLES] 50 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,176 I'll get you a taxi. 51 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,576 No, you don't need to do that. You've spent way too much. 52 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,896 We're doing OK. A lot of that's down to you. 53 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,616 It's the least I can do. 54 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,056 I should do more. 55 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,560 Taxi! 56 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,267 Strike, I... 57 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,720 Night. 58 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,520 Oh. 59 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,280 ♪ You and me 60 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,400 ♪ Me and you 61 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,280 ♪ Somehow we made it through 62 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,240 ♪ I may be gone 63 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,440 ♪ I may be far away 64 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,360 ♪ But I'll walk beside you 65 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:21,136 ♪ Every step of the way 66 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,976 ♪ When you're used 67 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,536 ♪ Bruised 68 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,936 ♪ Black and blued 69 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,320 ♪ Don't think about it 70 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,696 ♪ Never doubt it 71 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,237 ♪ I'll walk beside you. ♪ 72 00:04:37,261 --> 00:04:40,844 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 73 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,416 The model was a red-head. 74 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,616 Elizabeth Siddal. Do you know about her? 75 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,840 She married Rossetti, got her heart broken. 76 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,320 What do you see? 77 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,580 Erm, I guess... 78 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,840 ..roses and nettles. 79 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,256 It's like he's saying love and pain belong together. 80 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,880 Yes. 81 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,016 [BUZZING] 82 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,007 WOMAN OVER INTERCOM: Have you got an appointment? 83 00:05:39,593 --> 00:05:42,353 - No. - We're strictly by appointment. 84 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,520 Er, then can I make an appointment to see Robin Ellacott straight away? 85 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,800 [DOOR BUZZES OPEN] 86 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,600 Daisies for innocence and a willow tree for purity. 87 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,447 It's Ophelia's whole story. 88 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,760 Mm-hm. 89 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,353 Mm. 90 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,776 Are you up to seeing someone? 91 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,736 I can tell her to come back. 92 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,776 - [SHE SIGHS] - Who is she? 93 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,456 Her name's Edie Ledwell. 94 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,160 Mm-hm. 95 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,096 Is she a nutter? 96 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,800 Do you want me to ask her? 97 00:07:20,186 --> 00:07:22,466 - Any kissing? - He hasn't touched her. 98 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,776 Maybe he's not interested. 99 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,496 I don't think he's after her views 100 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,856 - on pre-Raphaelite painters. - [SHE CHUCKLES] 101 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,896 So, Midge, how you finding the job? 102 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,336 Yeah, loving it. 103 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,216 Plenty of fresh air. 104 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,896 I'm due in Mayfair. 105 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,840 Keep your camera ready. If they kiss, it'll be one-and-done. 106 00:07:43,687 --> 00:07:45,607 Why isn't your name on the door? 107 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,816 Oh, the door was there before me. 108 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,107 You're here now. 109 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,300 It's just a door. 110 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,576 Look, I'm really sorry, 111 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,016 I'm afraid if it's about a case, we're not taking on any new clients. 112 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,480 There's a waiting list. 113 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,067 Er, can I... can I smoke? 114 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,736 Er, it... it's a nonsmoking building. 115 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,576 Well, somebody smokes. 116 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,696 - Not in office hours. - It's fine. 117 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,896 I've got gum, erm... 118 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,376 Oh. 119 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,920 That's for you. 120 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,976 We're fully booked. 121 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,400 Well, I can pay more than your usual rate. 122 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,216 If I'm honest, I'm totally desperate, 123 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,320 so you can charge me whatever you like. 124 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,576 Can I at least tell you what it is... 125 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,800 ..please? 126 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,936 I don't know what else to do. 127 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,386 Do you want to take a seat? 128 00:08:32,410 --> 00:08:33,720 No. 129 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,416 Have you heard of The Ink Black Heart? 130 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,896 Erm, it's a TV show, isn't it? 131 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,936 It is now. It started as a cartoon we put on the web. 132 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,856 Me and my ex-boyfriend made it. 133 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,976 Erm, it's going to be a film soon. 134 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,367 Sorry, I just really need... 135 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,496 We've got a lot of fans and most of them are great, but one of them... 136 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,160 Oh, fuck it. 137 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:57,106 Can I please have a cigarette? 138 00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:00,453 Er, yeah, you can have one out the window. 139 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,040 Er... 140 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,136 One of the fans is stalking me online, 141 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,816 and it's not because they like me. 142 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,056 They completely hate me. 143 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,593 It's like they've made it their mission to make my life unbearable. 144 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:37,299 I mean, I can handle the trolls, but this is nothing like that. 145 00:09:37,324 --> 00:09:40,604 This has been every single day for three years. 146 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:42,549 Well, if it's stalking, then the police should... 147 00:09:42,574 --> 00:09:45,054 I've already tried. They can't do anything, 148 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,496 because no-one knows this person's real name. 149 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,736 They use the name Anomie for all their accounts. 150 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:55,093 Anomie was one of the creators of an online game based on my cartoon. 151 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,240 They've, er... 152 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,896 ..posted pictures of my flat. 153 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,460 They've told people I used to work as a prostitute, which isn't true. 154 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:09,926 Erm, they've even convinced Josh that I'm Anomie. 155 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,440 Like I'm harassing myself just to get sympathy. 156 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,080 Josh is who I made the show with. 157 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,867 This is someone I used to love, 158 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:23,376 and even he thinks I'm a scheming bitch. 159 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,000 I mean... 160 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,327 Everything is poisoned. 161 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,460 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 162 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,976 And do you want to know what the worst thing is? 163 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,787 Anomie is someone who knows me. 164 00:10:39,526 --> 00:10:42,210 They know loads of stuff - and true things, 165 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,736 like when I tried to kill myself... 166 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,376 - I'm so sorry... - Har... Sorry. 167 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,800 Hardly anyone knew, but Anomie did. 168 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,260 They knew which hospital I was in. They tweeted it. 169 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,140 Saying I'd done it for attention. 170 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,140 I think I've covered everything. It's all in the folder. 171 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,096 I think... There's a possibility it might be 172 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,616 somebody I used to live with, a guy called Pez... 173 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,000 - Miss Ledwell... - The point is, I don't know. 174 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,991 These people were my friends, 175 00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:17,220 and now I'm thinking, "Is it you? Do you really hate me that much?" 176 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,440 Please help me. 177 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,967 Look... 178 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,296 ..even if we were available, 179 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,656 we just don't have that kind of expertise. 180 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,576 These agencies are cyber specialists. 181 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,980 They're both good. 182 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,493 I, er... 183 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,376 I really wanted it to be you. 184 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,832 Er, I've read about you. 185 00:11:38,856 --> 00:11:40,056 Mr Strike is very good at what he does... 186 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,440 No. No, I wanted you. 187 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,429 But it's OK. 188 00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:47,576 I get it. You're too busy. 189 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,080 So am I. 190 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,256 Is there really no chance at all? 191 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,120 One of those agencies will help you. 192 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,856 What happened to your neck? 193 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,820 Oh, just clumsy. 194 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,816 That's two hours of the worst conversation you'll ever hear. 195 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,656 Right at the end, he says he's got a flat in Chelsea. 196 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,296 Can you ask the client, see if she knows anything about that? 197 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,920 Will do. Thanks. 198 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,114 I'm really sorry we couldn't be of more help. 199 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:24,199 Thanks. 200 00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:26,433 Right, well, bye, then. 201 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,940 You should get this door fixed. 202 00:12:30,726 --> 00:12:32,206 Oh. 203 00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:41,133 [EERIE MUSIC ON LAPTOP] 204 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,480 [RAVEN CAWS] 205 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,496 Oh, my sister's going to a party. 206 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,216 Why didn't she invite you? 207 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,496 Because I'm dead?! Because you've eaten off all my skin and flesh?! 208 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,629 - It's not like you were using it! - Argh! 209 00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:04,696 Sad, so very sad. 210 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,776 Come on, Paperwhite. You're dead. 211 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,560 Things can only get better. 212 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,056 Begone, foul thing! 213 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,736 I'm not foul! 214 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,216 Look at yourself. A good heart is pink. 215 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,376 You are pickled in evil! 216 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,856 Can we still play together? 217 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,056 Yes! Let's play a game, bwah! 218 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,136 Drek wants to play! 219 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,016 MIDGE: Is that The Ink Black Heart? 220 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,696 Tell me you're not into that. 221 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,496 Why? Oh, my ex was obsessed. 222 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,056 She used to do all the voices. 223 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,936 "Sad, so very sad." "Play the game, bwah!" 224 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,600 Oh, shoot me now. 225 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,456 The person who created it just came in. 226 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,496 Oh, what, Edie Ledwell? 227 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,216 Yeah. Did your ex talk about her as well? 228 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,456 Oh, yeah. In Beth's world, 229 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,976 Edie Ledwell is a bigot, a 'phobe, 230 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,136 a racist, a disablist. 231 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,576 Is she, though? 232 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,016 Probably not. 233 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,056 But Beth basically lives her life online, 234 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,936 and you're not a true ally unless you've burnt someone at the stake 235 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,467 before breakfast. 236 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,176 She's left this in the loo. 237 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,416 Did she leave an address? 238 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,800 No. And she's done it on purpose, hasn't she? 239 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,256 Er, she's probably got an agent. I'll get it back to her. 240 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,576 What, you're not taking her case? 241 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,576 We can't. We've got no capacity. 242 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,336 We most definitely do not. 243 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,336 Kipping in the office like a teenager 244 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,096 because you've been out working so late. 245 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,680 I'm agreeing with you. 246 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,976 Do you know where I'm supposed to be next? 247 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,416 Petherton Road. 248 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,080 Infidelity. 249 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,096 So, a couple of your fans have created an online game 250 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,256 based on one of your characters. 251 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,856 Yeah, Drek's Game. 252 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,336 We checked that out. 253 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,896 The detail's unreal. 254 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,240 Anomie and Morehouse, thanks very much. 255 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,696 It's weird, though, 256 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,656 because in our cartoon, Drek's game isn't really a game. 257 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,376 You know, the whole point is that Drek makes up 258 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,936 the rules as he goes along so he can watch everyone lose. 259 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,016 It's not a game you can actually play. 260 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,936 Anomie and Morehouse don't seem to understand that. 261 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,000 [KEYBOARD CLACKS] 262 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,080 [SHUTTER SNAPS] 263 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,856 Robin reckons that job might be finished now. 264 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,280 She could do the antiques job with you if it still needs two people. 265 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,853 Put her and Barclay on it. 266 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,056 Sam's doing that other thing in Chelsea. 267 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,360 I'll take over on the Chelsea job. 268 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,696 - Thank you. - Allan Yeoman. 269 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,336 Robin Ellacott. I'm a private detective. 270 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,416 Yes, Edie said she'd met you. 271 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,976 Were you expecting me? 272 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,136 Well, she did say that if you happened to come by, 273 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,376 that I might try to change your mind. 274 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,056 I did give her the names of two digital specialists. 275 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,216 I've called the ones you suggested. 276 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,456 - Fingers crossed. - Great. 277 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,176 Here's her file. 278 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,656 Will you give Edie my best? 279 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,493 Er, one second, erm... 280 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,616 She, er, left this for you... 281 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,560 ..on the off-chance you'd drop in. 282 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,776 She didn't mean to waste your time, 283 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,000 she just had her heart set on you. 284 00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:11,518 _ 285 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:17,816 Can I ask, why does Anomie hate her so much? 286 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,416 He's built an entire game dedicated to her cartoon. 287 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,456 I'd have thought she'd be his hero. 288 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,376 All we can think of is, 289 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,256 she once said in an interview she thought Drek's Game 290 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,696 didn't understand Drek's character. 291 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,696 I think I might have seen that. 292 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,296 She said that Drek's games aren't really games you can play, 293 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,633 in the cartoon. 294 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,140 That's when the abuse from Anomie started. 295 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,060 Three years later, here we are. 296 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,987 She's really been through hell. 297 00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,072 Her break-up with Josh was terrible 298 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,120 and now he's accused her of doing all manner of nasty things. 299 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,520 I've been very worried about her. 300 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,816 Will you tell her that I watched the show and I really liked it? 301 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,096 She's very talented. 302 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,953 She is. And, erm, yes, I'll do that. 303 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,496 Thank you. 304 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,767 Take care. 305 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,800 Bye. 306 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,056 - Ilsa! - Hello! 307 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,527 Thanks for coming. 308 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,240 I can't wait to show you this. 309 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,920 - I'll wait outside. - Thank you. 310 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,880 There's only one bedroom, but I can get a sofa-bed in here. 311 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,896 I think it's great. 312 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,376 What's the, er, chain situation? 313 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,816 Oh, there's no chain. 314 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,936 The landlord wants a quick sale, so... 315 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,860 What does Cormoran think of it? 316 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,240 Er, I haven't told him yet. 317 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,020 What's going on with the two of you? 318 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:15,367 Well... Well, I'll tell him at some point. 319 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,533 Don't try to bullshit me. 320 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,000 I've been a lawyer since I was a foetus. 321 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,334 Well, Cormoran took me out for... 322 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,267 ..my birthday last month. 323 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,320 And as I was leaving, he, er... 324 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,007 ..went to kiss me. 325 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,336 - Oh, my God! - I just panicked. 326 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,576 I kind of pulled away, and I... 327 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,600 Oh, I can still remember the look on his face. 328 00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:52,694 He just sort of bundled me into a taxi and that was that, aha. 329 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,656 I just panicked. 330 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,120 Why? 331 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,560 I don't know. 332 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,600 Come on. 333 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,920 Because... 334 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,920 ..I knew he'd regret it once he sobered up. 335 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,080 And... 336 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,376 ..I couldn't stand the idea of hearing him say 337 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,080 that it was a mistake. I just... 338 00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:27,332 I just didn't want to hear him say he hadn't meant it. 339 00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,467 So what are you saying? 340 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,213 Are you in love with him? 341 00:20:35,238 --> 00:20:37,278 [SHE CHUCKLES] 342 00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:42,613 I definitely don't want to be. 343 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,847 That'd screw everything up. 344 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:48,446 You haven't talked about it? 345 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,496 You know, the agency means a lot to me 346 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,880 and I don't want to mess that up. 347 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,056 Anyway, I've got a mortgage now, so I need to focus on the job. 348 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,960 That's exactly what he'd say. 349 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,640 [DOOR OPENS] 350 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,665 Can you bill eight hours on the Fingers case? 351 00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:27,000 Thanks. 352 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,696 Did you see that? 353 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,427 - Hmm? - He's come in with an overnight bag. 354 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,896 Pat, I'm trying to concentrate. 355 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,696 It's called success syndrome. 356 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,673 Once all your bills are paid and you're on top of your game, 357 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,576 you start filling the void with booze and unsuitable women 358 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,240 and cigarettes. 359 00:21:52,986 --> 00:21:55,673 Isn't this the girl we had in here a while back? 360 00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,314 Oh, Edie Ledwell, yeah. 361 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,987 Has her film been announced? 362 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:06,193 No, love. She's been murdered. 363 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,776 Mr Strike... 364 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,816 [DOOR OPENS] 365 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,480 ..could you come in here? 366 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,600 Thanks. 367 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,413 Want something stronger? 368 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,446 I don't want to talk to the police smelling of booze. 369 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,680 I'm fine, I... 370 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,816 If I keeled over every time someone was stabbed in London 371 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,720 I'd spend half my life unconscious. 372 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,216 Her being killed had nothing to do with us not taking the case. 373 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,000 You know that, don't you? 374 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,253 Yeah, obviously, I know that. 375 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,080 She was desperate, though. 376 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,440 [DOOR BUZZER] 377 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,616 Can you just, erm...? 378 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,080 Can you just give me a couple of minutes to get myself together? 379 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,336 Evening. I'm DCI Richard Murphy. 380 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,376 This is Angela Darwish. 381 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,640 Cormoran Strike. Head through there. 382 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,496 How are we spelling "Anomie"? 383 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,976 A-N-O-M-I-E. 384 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,576 It means a lack of usual ethical and social standards. 385 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,856 It can also mean feeling disconnected from people. 386 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,736 Edie wanted us to find out who they were. 387 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,856 She thought it was probably someone close to her, 388 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,576 because when she tried to kill herself, 389 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,576 Anomie knew which hospital she was sent to. 390 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,120 She mentioned someone she used to live with. 391 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,920 Was that Wally Cardew? 392 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,376 I-I think it was someone called Pez, I think... 393 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,616 I didn't take notes, because I knew we couldn't take the case. 394 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,656 How was her state of mind? 395 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,936 She was anxious. 396 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,376 She needed to smoke. 397 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,120 She bit her fingernails. 398 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,456 Her clothes were creased. I mean, she had an expensive handbag 399 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,733 but her boots needed reheeling and... 400 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,256 And she had fingertip bruising on her neck. 401 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,040 I asked her about it, she just made up an excuse. 402 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,856 Was she in a relationship? 403 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,216 Er, she had a fiance, but he's not a suspect. 404 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,900 Did she say anything about being attacked for her political beliefs? 405 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,640 She didn't mention politics. 406 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,416 Well, unless you've got anything? 407 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,953 No, I think we're all done here. 408 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,280 Sorry, can I ask what happened? 409 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,896 I know you're not allowed to share anything officially, 410 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,096 but we've got great relationships with the police 411 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,416 and we're used to confidentiality. 412 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,160 I think that would be OK. 413 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,056 She was due to meet a man called Josh Blay in Highgate Cemetery. 414 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,616 - Her ex-boyfriend. - Mm. 415 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,376 They were both attacked. We think she was already dead 416 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,960 before he arrived. 417 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,176 Now, he's had surgery, but he's still touch-and-go. 418 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,376 Any witnesses? 419 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,776 No. Nothing on cameras either. 420 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,376 Now, her phone was taken, so we're hoping they'll be stupid enough 421 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,520 to turn it on. 422 00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,940 I'm afraid that's all we can share. 423 00:26:06,381 --> 00:26:07,901 Thank you. 424 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,656 If I need to get hold of you, where are you based? 425 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,496 Everything goes through DCI Murphy. 426 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,936 Understood. 427 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,480 Thanks again. 428 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,256 Sorry, do you mind? 429 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,600 You beat me to it. 430 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,416 Did you notice the way he's DCI Murphy 431 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,296 but she's just Angela Darwish? 432 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,616 I asked how I could get hold of her, and she dodged it. 433 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,096 What are you saying? 434 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,776 I think she might be MI5. 435 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,920 They work with the police on counter-terrorism. 436 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,096 Why would Edie Ledwell be a target for terrorists? 437 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:10,896 I don't know, but they did ask about her politics, didn't they? 438 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,416 And that guy they mentioned, Wally Cardew. 439 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,816 He used to voice a character on her cartoon, 440 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,880 but she sacked him for being alt-right. 441 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,216 It's not our case, though, is it? 442 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,807 So we're wasting our time. 443 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,120 I'm going to go home. 444 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,840 See you. 445 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,896 - MAN: Where do we start? - EDIE: Oh, you know where we started. 446 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,576 Yeah, I'm talking about for this! 447 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,456 Oh, er, where do we start? 448 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,296 MAN: Talk about your plans for world domination. 449 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,136 That's a given. Katya, what do you reckon? 450 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,056 Katya's our media mastermind. 451 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,100 So this video is all her fault. 452 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,896 Well, Edie and Josh, you're two episodes in, 453 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,536 you've had a great reaction, 454 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,416 what do you want to say to all the people who've discovered 455 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,576 The Ink Black Heart? 456 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,856 Thank you? 457 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,656 Oh, don't make it sound like a question! 458 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,056 It's like you're not sure if you should give a shit. 459 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,347 Should I? 460 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,976 Er, thank you for watching. 461 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,520 We really appreciate it, a lot. 462 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,536 So, I got fired from playing Drek because I made some jokes. 463 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,056 Process that. 464 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,020 A comedy cartoon fires me for doing comedy sketches. 465 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,616 Did I pick on disabled people? No. 466 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,016 I went for everyone, and I wasn't even going for them. 467 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,376 I was going for the kind of idiots that fire people like me 468 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,960 over "values". 469 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,816 I mean, what values are we talking about, Edie? 470 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,496 Because we all know your values. 471 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,536 Shagging other people's boyfriends, nicking other people's ideas. 472 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,616 Are they values? I don't know. 473 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,240 Ask Kea Niven, maybe. 474 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,040 Where did the inspiration for Harty come from? 475 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,416 When I was a kid, my mum told me this story 476 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,176 about this evil person who swapped their heart for a stone 477 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,456 so they wouldn't have to feel any remorse 478 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,696 for the things they'd done. 479 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,496 And then we were in the cemetery one day 480 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,896 and I had this idea that maybe their heart lived on 481 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,776 after the evil man was buried. 482 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,736 But he's turned black, because he's pickled in evil. 483 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,296 Oh, but he's not really evil, though. 484 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,567 It's just no-one will believe him because of who his owner was. 485 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,440 Thank you. 486 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,820 What's up, everyone? 487 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,656 I can't say "Bwah" any more because apparently 488 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,576 that's copyright infringement, 489 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,176 even though me saying it that exact same way 490 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,056 is where Edie got the idea for Drek's voice in the first place. 491 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,467 Mental. 492 00:30:56,307 --> 00:30:57,816 I can't get any auditions, 493 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,360 because Edie fired me for being whatever, racist, disablist... 494 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,200 No-one will touch me. 495 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,216 So she didn't just get me fired from one job, 496 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,240 she got me fired from the whole industry. 497 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:13,559 So this is me now. 498 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:16,732 I'm going to do my own thing. 499 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,233 Just me and you guys, going direct. 500 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:24,566 No mainstream media required. 501 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,656 Mali and Nigeria, they were all minting it, selling African slaves! 502 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:37,456 And then the Royal Navy shut down their business and they're furious! 503 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:43,456 The Navy lost 17,000 men freeing 150,000 slaves. 504 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,016 That's called paying a price. 505 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,016 But this lot, they don't want to hear about that. 506 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,456 No, they're like, "Aw, they blew all their slave money, 507 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,536 "and then we stopped them from selling human beings 508 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,656 "and so we need to give them some more money!" 509 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,376 And I'm like, "Why?" 510 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,736 Instead of calling for reparations, 511 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,727 how about sending the Royal Navy a thank-you note instead? 512 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,016 I'm going to be doing some more pranks later on. 513 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,656 Come down and say hello. Details in my socials. 514 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,800 Play the game, bwah! 515 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,120 Next question from the fans, from LepinesDisciple... 516 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,400 ..are you guys a couple? 517 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,136 Yeah, no spoilers. 518 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,216 Are you saying you know how it ends? 519 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,016 Oh, it has to end badly. 520 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,696 What, in a haze of drink and drugs? 521 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,633 Ha! No, that's now. 522 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,640 These are the good times. 523 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,087 Yeah, I'll email it over. 524 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,296 Oh, erm, I'll ring you back. 525 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,760 Yeah, yeah. 526 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,731 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 527 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:21,616 I wanted to update you on Edie Ledwell, 528 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,216 in the strictest confidence, of course. 529 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,531 Great, thank you. Do you want to come up? 530 00:33:24,555 --> 00:33:25,730 No, no, that's OK. 531 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,128 - I need to be getting back. - OK. 532 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,936 Erm, there's going to be an article in the papers. 533 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,656 It'll say that a far-right group called The Halvening 534 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,136 are claiming responsibility for the murder of Edie Ledwell, 535 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,376 along with pipe-bombs being sent to three female MPs. 536 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,736 I mean, the journalist says it's come from one source, 537 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,376 done over email. But we've been following this lot 538 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,896 for several months and everything they've told the journalist 539 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,600 looks credible. 540 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,136 Have you got anything else on Anomie? 541 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,736 We had a look, and he spent a lot of time and effort 542 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,336 trying to tear Edie down, 543 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,296 which fits with one of The Halvening's strategies. 544 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,136 But this game he created... 545 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,576 - Drek's Game. - Yeah. 546 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,016 It's been running for three years. 547 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,816 I don't see The Halvening bothering to build a whole game 548 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,616 just to go after one target. 549 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,456 Well, apart from what's in this article, 550 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,976 is there any evidence that The Halvening killed Edie? 551 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,256 Well, we know the killer used a Taser on Edie and Josh, 552 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,376 and according to the journalist's source, 553 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,976 The Halvening use Bitcoin to get their kit off the dark web. 554 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,856 Things like high-quality latex disguises 555 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,496 and materials for making bombs. 556 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,656 Using a Taser fits with that. 557 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,376 Why have they gone public now? 558 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,056 Don't know. Maybe one of them grew a conscience? 559 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,616 Or they might have decided that now it's time 560 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,056 to start taking credit for what they've done. 561 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,536 It's hard to tell. 562 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,056 We've got a big team working on all of this. 563 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,856 I just thought you'd want to know. 564 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,456 Thank you, I really appreciate it. 565 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,533 Er, it's nice seeing you again. 566 00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:50,893 You too. 567 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,160 [PHONE RINGS] 568 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,520 Strike and Ellacott Agency. 569 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,560 One moment. 570 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,440 Allan Yeoman for you. 571 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,165 Mr Yeoman, I've been meaning to call you. 572 00:35:15,189 --> 00:35:17,696 - Hi. - I am so sorry to hear about Edie. 573 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,216 I wish we'd been able to help. 574 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,936 You might still be able to. 575 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,520 Would you consider meeting me? 576 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,880 Yeah, of course we would. 577 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,296 Good to see you again, Miss Ellacott. 578 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,536 I'm Allan Yeoman, I represented Edie Ledwell. 579 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,769 This is Richard Elgar, 580 00:35:35,793 --> 00:35:37,296 - the head of Mavericker Films. - Hello. 581 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,136 His company will be making The Ink Black Heart film. 582 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,016 Don't let my accent throw you off - we're a British company. 583 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,656 This is Edie's uncle, Grant Ledwell, her next of kin. 584 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,376 - Hello. - We thought we should include him. 585 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,416 I've taken on managing Edie's share of The Ink Black Heart. 586 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,776 - Sorry for your loss. - Please, sit down. 587 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,616 Have you, erm, heard anything more from the police investigation? 588 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,856 Well, they reckon it's far-right nutters 589 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,016 angry about Wally Cardew getting fired. 590 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,256 Have you seen the papers? 591 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,096 Oh, we read the article, yeah. 592 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,936 What about Josh Blay? How is he? 593 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,136 I've spoken to Katya Upcott a few times. 594 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,533 She's Josh's agent, they're very close. 595 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,816 Josh is partially paralysed. 596 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,696 I don't think he remembers very much. 597 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,856 I wouldn't rely on Josh Blay. 598 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,416 Why do you say that? 599 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,696 Well, I'm just saying that he's the only one who benefits 600 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,136 from all this, isn't he? He's the only creator left. 601 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,976 He's not the only Ledwell, though. 602 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,856 If the knife had gone two millimetres to the left, 603 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,656 he'd have been killed. I don't think anyone believes Josh is a suspect. 604 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,176 We should say that making this film is absolutely in Josh's 605 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,176 best interests. 606 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,456 The cost of his ongoing care is going to be significant. 607 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,936 I think he treated Edie very badly. 608 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,896 Guys, if I may. We should let the police do their job. 609 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,416 We're here to discuss the film. 610 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,056 Well, exactly. We can't sit here all day. 611 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,696 OK, so, what we'd like you to do is find out who Anomie is. 612 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,416 He's the creator of Drek's Game. 613 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,176 I thought there were two creators. 614 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,336 Sure, but the other guy, Morehouse, he's never been a problem. 615 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,456 Anomie is jeopardising our movie. 616 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,860 Just before Edie died, we were about to close the film deal. 617 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,176 Now, as Edie's heir, Grant can sign, 618 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,416 but as things stand, Josh won't go ahead. 619 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,696 Not while Anomie is still active. 620 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,656 Josh just wants more money. 621 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,136 ALLAN: Josh knows how vicious Anomie can be. 622 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,176 He's worried Anomie will turn his sights on him. 623 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,896 No, it's me Anomie's targeting. He's coming after me already. 624 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,056 What kind of things is he doing? 625 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,256 Well, saying stuff like me and Heather started as an affair. 626 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,416 Is that true? I'm not prying. 627 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,640 I just want to know if Anomie's information is accurate. 628 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,496 Well, my first marriage was over in all but name. 629 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,576 But there's other stuff, like knowing my ex-wife has lupus. 630 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,736 He's hostile to anyone involved in the film project. 631 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,536 And if he continues like this, he's going to toxify the entire brand. 632 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,936 No, but he's not hostile to Josh, though, is he? 633 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,616 Always leaves Josh alone. 634 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,656 Now, this film is supposed to be a no-brainer, 635 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,896 but now we've got Josh holding out 636 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,016 and we've got Edie's fiance, who's trying to get paid for a script... 637 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,936 That's not relevant here. 638 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,016 Who is Edie's fiance? 639 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,776 Oh, some bloke called Phillip Ormond. 640 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,216 He's a total chancer. 641 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,456 Find out who Anomie is so we can get Josh to sign the deal. 642 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,896 That's what we're hoping you will do for us. 643 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,087 We tried the cyber route you suggested, but it went nowhere. 644 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,056 Security around the game is top notch. 645 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,696 We need a new approach. 646 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,656 Can I just ask, were gaming rights part of the film deal? 647 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,416 Yeah, and they still are. 648 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,456 So could you shut down Drek's Game on the basis of copyright 649 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,256 and go after Anomie that way? 650 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,256 He hasn't monetised his game, 651 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,616 so it would be hard to make the case for financial loss. 652 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,616 And since we don't have a real person to take to court... 653 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,000 Quite. We need Anomie's real name. 654 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,056 How under-the-radar are you planning on being? 655 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,736 We want to be discreet. 656 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,976 Josh's agent knows what we're doing and she's supportive, 657 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,936 so you can talk to Katya, 658 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,040 maybe Josh as well, provided he's up to it. 659 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,816 You were Edie's first choice, and I think with good reason. 660 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,127 So... 661 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,376 ..do you think you might be able to help us? 662 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,896 Absolutely. 663 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,376 Unless... 664 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,880 I'm in. 665 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,800 Thank you. 666 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,573 I have one question. 667 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,560 If we find out who Anomie is... 668 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,776 ..what do you plan to do about it? 669 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,416 Once we have a name, 670 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,896 it shouldn't be hard to turn Anomie from hunter to hunted. 671 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,416 We'll find evidence of hypocrisy, 672 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,176 racial insensitivity, 673 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,136 sexual harassment. 674 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,696 There's always something. 675 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,180 We'll put it out there. 676 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,576 Those who live by the mob, 677 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,480 die by the mob. 678 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,033 Thank you. 679 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,080 We'll get started. 680 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,456 Edie was convinced that Anomie was someone who knew her. 681 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,776 She tried to figure it out herself by looking at Anomie's tweets. 682 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,016 When Edie attempted suicide, 683 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,896 Anomie knew about it within hours of it happening. 684 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,536 And likewise, when they were in talks about a feature film, 685 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,576 Anomie already knew which production company was involved. 686 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,096 So Anomie is obviously someone with access to inside information. 687 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,216 Now, this first group of suspects 688 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,096 are people that Josh and Edie worked with. 689 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,016 Most of them still live together in an artists' collective 690 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,280 up in Highgate. Would you do the lights, Midge? 691 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,736 ..haze of drink and drugs. 692 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,096 - Nah, that's now. - Ha-ha! 693 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,760 These are the good times. 694 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,416 We're not doing this on our own. 695 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,320 North Grove Collective, say hello. 696 00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,376 Nils is not just our landlord and an artist in his own right, 697 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,336 but today, he's also our cameraman. 698 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,376 Er, this is too many jobs. 699 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,776 That is Nils de Jung. 700 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,680 He owns the building they live in. 701 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,576 It's Pez Pierce, ladies and gentlemen. 702 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,616 Though it's mostly the ladies I'm talking to now. 703 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,880 And this guy is who Edie told me was her main suspect. 704 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,496 Ha, ha, ha. Cheers, girls. 705 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,091 Swing by any time! 706 00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:26,856 Tell them who you play. 707 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,456 Oh, I play Magspie, a thieving magpie. 708 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,896 And the fact that I'm a Scouser is purely coincidental. 709 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,816 But if this interview ever goes missing, though... 710 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,176 That'll be because it was too shite to even go on the internet! 711 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,056 [THEY LAUGH] 712 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,576 - Oh, you've done me already. - Take a bow though, girl. 713 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,296 Now, this is Katya Upcott. 714 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,176 She started out helping them with PR and ended up as their agent. 715 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,456 Edie moved on, but Josh stayed with her. 716 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,280 She had access to all their deal negotiations. 717 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,136 Hey, why am I last? 718 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,256 Main event, mate. Headliner always comes on last. 719 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,936 That's right, bwah! Cos it's all about Drek! 720 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,976 You mean it's all about Wally. 721 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,433 Play the game, bwah! 722 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,336 STRIKE: Wally Cardew is someone the police are already interested in 723 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,580 as a suspect in Edie's murder. 724 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,576 I've looked at the comments section on his video channel. 725 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,656 It's full of people urging him to check out 726 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,736 - the Brotherhood of Ultima Thule. - What's that? 727 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,456 They're an alt-right movement. 728 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,696 They reckon they're reviving Viking ideals. 729 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,976 I'm not sure the original Vikings were that bothered about 730 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,736 feminists or racial purity. 731 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,136 [MIDGE CHUCKLES] 732 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,976 I'm thinking they might be a feeder group for The Halvening, 733 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,976 who have claimed responsibility for Edie's murder. 734 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,936 North Grove offer evening art classes 735 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,816 which anyone can sign up for, so I have enrolled 736 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,176 in a class with Mariam, who is married to Nils. 737 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,976 So I'll be watching Nils and Pez. 738 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,736 Are you doing Venetia Hall again? 739 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,216 Er, no, I am Jessica, marketing executive 740 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:01,296 who's always regretted dropping A-level art. 741 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,416 And what about the others? 742 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,576 So, this is Kea Niven, Josh's ex-girlfriend, 743 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,616 and Yasmin Weatherhead is a PA that Edie fired. 744 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,736 Edie ended up discounting both of them, 745 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,816 because when Josh broke up with Kea, 746 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,296 she no longer had access to inside information. 747 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,456 And the same goes for Yasmin. 748 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,496 They're not ruled out as Anomie, they're just low priority. 749 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,536 And Yasmin's a writer? 750 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,096 She's writing a book about being an Ink Black Heart fan. 751 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,416 Oh, that's my holiday reading sorted. 752 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,376 The last one we've added is not someone Edie had as a suspect. 753 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,496 Phillip Ormond, her fiance. 754 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:41,056 Ormond lived with Edie, so he had access to personal information. 755 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,016 She also had bruising on her neck which she avoided talking about, 756 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,216 so we definitely need to watch him. 757 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,536 What we want to do is rule out as many of these as soon as possible. 758 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,736 You're all going to follow Anomie on Twitter. 759 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,016 If Anomie's active and you can see your suspect's 760 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,776 not on a computer or on a phone, we can rule them out. 761 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,256 How often does Anomie tweet? 762 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,793 Five or six times a day. More if they get into an argument. 763 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,656 We should also sign up for Drek's Game. 764 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,856 Anomie's on there all the time. 765 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,816 My ex used to get dead excited when she was talking to him. 766 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,400 Like she'd met the Pope or something. It's ridiculous. 767 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,520 Drek says no new players. Ha-ha, ha-ha! 768 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,136 Maybe they're worried about the police sniffing about? 769 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,536 Murphy mentioned The Halvening might have used the game 770 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,000 to stir up hate against Edie, so, yeah. 771 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,173 Is there a chance your ex might let us use her login? 772 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:38,340 Oh, er, we've not spoken for, like, a year. 773 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,936 Yeah, the relationship ended with a lot of daytime sex. 774 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,816 Only, I wasn't the one having it with her. 775 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,376 Oh, sorry. Forget I asked. 776 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,976 Twitter it is. 777 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,216 Barclay, you're on the fiance, Phillip Ormond. 778 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,296 He teaches in Gospel Oak and lives in Finchley. 779 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,976 Midge, you're on Katya Upcott. 780 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,960 I'm going to be watching Wally. 781 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,120 Ooh! 782 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,240 I'm not being funny, but you should try and look like that more often. 783 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,376 Yeah, Jessica is anxious about people thinking 784 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,653 she's a corporate sell-out. 785 00:45:58,677 --> 00:46:00,776 Jessica could be working for Satan 786 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,256 and most boys won't give a monkey's with her looking like you do. 787 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,216 Before you go, can you take a look at the rota? 788 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,056 I've got you down for 60 hours this week. 789 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,400 Yeah, I know, we need to find more people. 790 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,840 See you. 791 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,016 How's she going to find a boyfriend if she never stops working? 792 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,136 Maybe she's shagging Strike? 793 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,280 She's got more sense than that. 794 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,056 Here I am in Regent's Park asking people what they like 795 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,616 to eat for dinner on a Friday night. 796 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,256 Here, I got a good one here with this geezer here. 797 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,696 Got a good one here now. 798 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,776 Excuse me, mate! Excuse me, mate. 799 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,616 - Erm, want to talk about it? No? - [PHONE RINGS] 800 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,176 - Barclay? - Do you speak English? 801 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,576 I've got eyes on Edie's fiance. 802 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,240 He's glued to his phone. 803 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,336 Nothing happening on Anomie's Twitter. 804 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,176 You're all set up, then? Aye, I'm using an account I used to have 805 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,656 that's still got a few followers. 806 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,456 Bit less suss than a new one, eh? 807 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,256 So long as it doesn't have your name on it. 808 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,896 Username's Tartan Rizla. 809 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,496 You're a class act, Barclay. 810 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,576 - Right, I'm off. - Yep, see you. 811 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,536 - Er, I'm from California. - Oh, right. 812 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,096 - What do you think of the food here? - I mean, yeah, it's OK. 813 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,936 IN A MOCKING ASIAN ACCENT: You like noodles? 814 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,296 - What?! - Noodles! You like roodles? 815 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,454 Screw you, dude! 816 00:47:14,478 --> 00:47:16,680 - Oh, he don't like noodle! - Friggin' freak! 817 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,840 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 818 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,016 Hi, I'm Jessica, here for life drawing. 819 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,976 Ah, that's my class. 820 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,840 I'm Mariam. Follow me. 821 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,300 There we go. 822 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,400 Right, we're ready for drawing. 823 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,016 We just need the life bit now. 824 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,456 One sec. 825 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,720 Er, we're starting. 826 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,336 This is Preston, or Pez. 827 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,440 He lives here. He's a very talented artist in his own right. 828 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,416 Jessica's our new girl. Jessica, why don't you tell us 829 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,176 what you're hoping to get out of the class? 830 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,176 Erm, hi, I'm Jessica. 831 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,096 Er, I did A-level art, but nothing since then. 832 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,576 Erm, I work in marketing and I, er... 833 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,856 I suppose I'm here because I'm hoping 834 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,176 there's more to life than marketing. 835 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,856 I guess I just... 836 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,536 Er... er... 837 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,576 Er, I just, erm... I really like drawing. 838 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,896 Well, you've come to the right place. 839 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,560 Right, get started, everyone. 840 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,640 [SHUTTER SNAPS] 841 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,856 Oh, that's beautiful work on the hand. You can certainly draw. 842 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,000 - Thanks. - But, er, this... 843 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,456 Oh, I just haven't got to that bit yet. 844 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,040 Well, a penis is far less challenging than a hand. 845 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,776 Right, time's up, everyone. 846 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,360 Drinks in the kitchen. 847 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:23,096 Ah! 848 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,120 Fuck. Ah! 849 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,136 Wow, this is amazing. 850 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,976 Ha-ha. Mariam did that about five or six years ago. 851 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,216 Everyone in it's a mate of hers. 852 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,336 I'm helping roof the house. 853 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,120 Ledwell and Blay are on there. 854 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,256 Ledwell and who, sorry? 855 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,336 You seriously don't know who they are? 856 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,856 They created The Ink Black Heart. 857 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,656 They met here. This house is iconic. 858 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,416 I haven't seen you here before. 859 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,560 I joined an oil painting class. 860 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,336 Edie was murdered last month. 861 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,256 Yeah, she was, and she was a mate of mine, 862 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,016 so her being murdered isn't fucking gossip. 863 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,696 So don't show up here pretending that you want to paint. 864 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,376 The cemetery's only down the road. 865 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,096 Go on, have a sniff around, 866 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,016 there might be still some of her blood on the grass 867 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,840 if you're wanting a souvenir. 868 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,960 Erm... 869 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,653 Oh, I'm sorry. 870 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,600 The fans are the worst. 871 00:51:32,706 --> 00:51:34,586 I'm so sorry about your friend. 872 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,600 Not much to say, is there? 873 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,425 Edie's at the top. She's chucking an apple from the tree to Josh. 874 00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:46,487 Mm. 875 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,136 "A state of anomie is impossible wherever organs..." 876 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,696 Come on. 877 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,240 Why don't we grab a proper drink, you and me? 878 00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,327 Erm, I've actually got an early start, but, er, next week? 879 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,727 Yeah, I'll hold you to that. 880 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,416 ..you have a broad-based appeal, Wally. 881 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,656 Crucially, you know how to use humour, 882 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,456 and that's powerful, because the majority of people in this country, 883 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,776 deep down, they're race realists like we are, 884 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,496 but they're afraid to say what they think. 885 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,296 But you say exactly what you think, Wally, 886 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,696 and that's why people love you. 887 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,440 If you decide to join us, we can amplify that. 888 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,296 Midge, you are amazing. You got the login. 889 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,480 Yeah, you owe me big time. 890 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,896 - Right. - Now, you can't just jump in. 891 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,576 Beth's been playing this game for years, people know her. 892 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,576 Do you want to tell me a bit about her? 893 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,096 Yeah. A lying, cheating bitch. 894 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,616 I might need a little bit more than that. Sorry, it's late. 895 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,200 - No, it's fine. - I really appreciate this. 896 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,016 - Right, username... - Mm-hm. 897 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:24,360 ..Buffypaws95037 all one word. 898 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,176 - Password... - Mm-hm. 899 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,280 ..WishlWasWithEllen. 900 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,936 So, this is the home page where everybody meets. 901 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,856 I mean, the whole game is a glorified chatroom, really. 902 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,776 Weird, it won't let me screen shot. 903 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,800 No, it's against the rules. 904 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,760 Double click on Buffy Paws and you can see her point of view. 905 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,200 [AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING] 906 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,280 [KEYBOARD CLACKS] 907 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,440 AUTOMATED VOICE: Hi, how are you? 908 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,320 INDISTINCT CHATTER Yeah, no, I enjoyed it. Really? 909 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,280 - Whoa! - You all right? 910 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,160 Come on, mate. 911 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,160 Are you all right, mate? 912 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,400 [DISTORTED AUTOMATED VOICE] 913 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,080 [KEYBOARD CLACKS] 914 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:13,840 AUTOMATED VOICE: Yes, I missed this place. 915 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,573 DISTORTED AUTOMATED VOICE: Favourite kind of dog? 916 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,576 Oh, trick question. 917 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,520 Beth likes cats. 918 00:55:31,633 --> 00:55:34,933 DISTORTED AUTOMATED VOICE: LOL. Welcome back. 919 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,240 Come with me. 920 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,320 Ah! Argh! 921 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,840 Ah! 922 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,720 Oi! 923 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,400 Come here! 924 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,536 Bravo, kilo, I need back up now! 925 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,976 Suspect is 6'3", leather jacket, 926 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,553 tattoos on his... 927 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000 ..horrible bald head. 928 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,200 [HE SIGHS] 929 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,696 What's going on? 930 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,176 Oh, never seen this. 931 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,000 I'm not sure where he's taking you. 932 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,440 DISTORTED AUTOMATED VOICE: Ask me the question. 933 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,560 What question? 934 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,220 You came back because you want to know. 935 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,387 Did I kill Edie Ledwell? 936 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,320 I did. 937 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,773 And you are welcome.